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2020 August

I got a hole-in-one! (Or did I?)

2020-08-29T12:45:23-04:00August 1st, 2020|Categories: Hamilton Spectator, Newspaper columns|Tags: , , |8 Comments

It was the first stroke on the first hole of the day, a chintzy Par 3 just under 100 yards, with a 7-iron. This is how I recently got a hole-in-one. It’s why I ran round and round, arms raised – hat, sunglasses and club thrown high – celebrating with everybody and nobody in particular.