But officer, in my country red actually means ‘Go!’

2017-07-19T20:13:33-04:00December 11th, 2013|Categories: Daily Dad|Tags: , , , , , |1 Comment

When you go through a red light and get stopped for it in a foreign country, you should always pretend that in your home country red means 'Go!' Then gesture wildly with your hands and speak jibberish in your native language. Unless your native tongue is English and you’re in Uganda, where pretty well everyone, [...]